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		<title>Last words of a Crash Test Dummy</title>
		<description>Thoughts channeled from the meaningless drivel of a supercomputer.</description>
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		<dc:date>2008-12-22T16:03:36+01:00</dc:date>
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		<title>How-TO: Sync your G1 Contacts with Kontact</title>
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		<description>I have had my calendar syncing since day 1 with my G1 and Gmail but just found out how to get the Contacts from Kontact syncing today. I am incredibly happy at this point now. Here is how you go about doing that. First you need to have Java working on your system and download GCALDaemon. The only drawbacks at this point is that you see your contacts doubled up in Kontact</description>
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		<title>What would an Honest President have Said?</title>
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		<description>&quot;As of this writing, the U.S. House and Senate have passed a $850 billion bailout to Wall Street. At the behest of President George W. Bush, the U.S. taxpayers are going to be on the hook for what can only be referred to as the biggest fraud in U.S. history.

Andrew Jackson  President Andrew Jackson to the international bankers: &quot;You are a den of vipers and thieves. I intend to rout you out, and by the eternal God, I will rout you out.&quot;   

  Virtually our entire financial system is based on an illusion. We spend more than we earn, we consume more than we produce, we borrow more than we save, and we cling to the fantasy that this can go on forever. The glue that holds this crumbling scheme together is a fiat currency known as the Federal Reserve Note, which was created out of thin air by an international banking cartel called the Federal Reserve.&quot;

These are the words (with corrected to reflect its a done deal the price is now higher)not of Obama or McCain, but of Chuck Baldwin. In the words of Andy Rooney, Would you now like, The Rest, of the Story? (http://www.infowars.com/?p=4909)</description>
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		<title>This is the droid your (or at least I am) looking for</title>
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		<description>Well the Treo is as far i care officially DEAD. This Posting is actually coming from its brand new spiffy replacement now that it has OFFICIALLY been released. That is right people, I Just got my T-mobile G-1, actually got it a day earlier. SO....

Sprint, bite my shiny metal ass, your fired! Ill elaborate later as to why I say that. I have been saying for years now, &quot;I don't care who comes out with a Linux phone first, whoever it is, whatever it is. Even if its a damn pink &quot;Hello Kitty Phone&quot; That is where i am going. So i have had the device now a whole 8 hours, i already have my whole addressbook imported, over 400 entries. 

Got SSH working and tons of other stuff. So far, zero issues. Now once my number gets ported we will really find out though. So far my biggest worry is that i will not have strong signal at home but so far everything looks ok. 

I have gone and verified if it is an issue that i can at least get a cellular extender via thinkgeek. For now though, it just feels good to be able to say...

SPRINT!!! You SUCK. Bite Me!!

Which brings us to why do i feel this way about them? They have screwed my bill up pretty much from the Get Go. Caused me to waste literally full 8 hour days on the phone so many times i have lost count, each time to get my bill squared away to have them 3-5 months later do the same damn thing. They constantly removed my discounts and modified my calling plans making me fight to get them back every time. They have disconnected me numerous time over the 5 years i had them, and without a single exception they never once gave me warning via a phone call, sms message or even an email. 

They have the absolutely the worst attitude in how they treat their customers. For now though I have a phone that does not crash, Unlike my Treo755 which crashes numerous times a day, and so far has not lost sync with my bluetooth headset once. The damn Treo exhibts symptoms of Attention Deficit Disorder, it looses it almost every 5 minutes. I like the Treo on one basic level but i will happily torch the Turdomatic755 and stick it up on youtube. Not sure why i put up with it as long as i did, Oh Yeah! nobody had a linux powered phone out, Now they do. L8tr sprint and Palm, and good riddence.

Oh, one last thing, Its not pink either. :-P
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		<dc:date>2008-10-08T04:23:50+01:00</dc:date>
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		<title>The stock market is the least of our problems.</title>
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		<description>Our &quot;President&quot; is turning into a dictator?
 
!!!PLEASE WATCH THIS.forward to EVERYONE!!!









Once you get done with this one, watch this. HOW SERIOUS IS THE THREAT???
I would have to say - Deadly Serious!!!









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		<dc:date>2008-09-26T07:06:05+01:00</dc:date>
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		<title>Brother can you spare a half a trillion dollars</title>
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		<description> (http://www.votenobailout.org)How is everyone else hanging on out there? Tough paying the bills? Perhaps you should take a queue from the Banksters, also known as the Federal Reserve System and call up your elected officials to loan you some spare cash. Perhaps a nice cool 3 or 4 thousand dollars would tide you over? If your really interested you better hurry. Cause the Banksters are not slackers i will have you know, they are already a few steps ahead of you, actually a LOT of steps in front of you..moving with blinding almost i dare say *(-(-(JEDI SPEED )-)-)*. Did you just see something move in front of you, almost a blur? weird..oh, yeah where was i. OK,  See the 2006 census showed the USA had about 300 million people over 18yrs old and  ONCE     IF  WHEN congress caves in Negotiates a Equitable Deal and gives the Banksters the cash they are gonna invest back into the economy   STASH AWAY use it to FIX WHAT THEY FUCKED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE stabilize the world markets that would work out to be almost 4000 dollars for every USA citizen over the age of 18. So, ask yourself this.... Do you think they know what to do with it?  Yet, In return they want to give the US Citizens a boatload of Bad Debt and call it a done deal, quite fair and equitable. Which would you prefer of these 3 solutions. 

1: A crapload of bad debt even a debt collector wouldn't step in.
2: Zero, and by that i mean, whatever you have that is under a loan, mortgage or bought under the influence of credit and delusions of Meaningful Employement you lose and hand over when the company goes belly up and your forced to pay it all back now..and i mean, before the end of the weekend or its the property of the Banksters.
3: 4 Thousand dollars to well try to get your house in order so to financially speak.
Cause the reality is this, This isn't the first Bail-Out. But if we keep The Fed in charge it also won't be the last. Assuming everyone does not go and create Anarchy in the streets, its still at best probably going to get a bit ugly and that alone sucks. But the Banksters are gonna get 4000 dollars for every Man, Woman and Child over 18 in the USA.

Of course they are going to continue running the world and basically making about 275 times what even the best of us make, prior to the whole thing going to &quot;Hell in a HandBasket&quot; as my Grandmother would say. Somehow nobody is asking the REALLY TOUGH questions, like &quot;how did you fuck this up yet again&quot; or at least VERY FEW. Almost even worse the Wall Street Boys seem to refuse to even WANT to play if they have to take even the smallest of cuts in pay. Reality is different than the headlines though and this crash like all of the others since 1913 have been created under the &quot;Ever watchful and all Seeing Eye&quot; of the Federal Reserve System. Perhaps they should hire Madam Cleo, remember the TV Psychic commercials we used to all see? Trust me, she is Psychic, I'm sure she saw it coming. BUT just a few weeks ago and continually over the last year as every economist has been preaching doom and gloom we have continually been told, &quot;Don't worry, everything is under *(-(-( OUR )-)-)* control, the economy isn't really weak its just kind of slow right now but there is absolutely no danger of a resession, no need to panic, move along, *(-(-(these are not the droids your looking for, you may go, move along.)-)-)*

Somehow typing that makes me think of the parrot sketch from Monty Python. Strange, but now back to our regular Programming...daadaaaddadadada deeeedeeedededededede ok so i cant do steve austin sound effects either.

Bet you didn't know they knew the Ancient Secret Jedi Mind Control Tricks did ya! Suckers, cause its working they caused this crash and somehow its a great idea for everyone to basically give them around 4 Grand. And... watch... its going to happen right in front of your eyes and if you blink your going to miss it. Kind of like the rigged games the Carnies talk you into playing. Somewhere in that transaction there is a wink or a nod or perhaps the &quot;Secret Handshake&quot; cause well hell Congress created the Fed in 1913, They are in on it too. Besides while your busy at home watching &quot;dancing with the stars&quot; they are playing a modified version of Cops and Robbers, There will be a few badguys rounded up and scolded and put up on stage under the bright lights, and we will hear how they  were greedy and involved with cooking the books or funnelling millions to &quot;as yet unknown or undisclosed offshore bank accounts&quot;. Somehow im prepared to hear the old standard &quot;believed to be linked to Al Qaeda&quot; BUT, Lucky for all of us. the FED queue the trumpetswill charge in on a big White Horse and like a Knight in Shiny Armor will save the day! Hurrah!!!!!

OR if you know Santa Claus also does not exist and him and the easter bunny do not in fact hang out in the off season in Cabo Wabo, you might decide to pickup a copy of &quot;The Creature from Jekyll Island, a second look at the Federal Reserve&quot; by G Edward Griffin. Flip to chapter 2 and begin reading the chapter entitled &quot;The Name of the Game is BAIL OUT&quot;
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