1: A crapload of bad debt even a debt collector wouldn't step in.
2: Zero, and by that i mean, whatever you have that is under a loan, mortgage or bought under the influence of credit and delusions of Meaningful Employement you lose and hand over when the company goes belly up and your forced to pay it all back now..and i mean, before the end of the weekend or its the property of the Banksters.
3: 4 Thousand dollars to well try to get your house in order so to financially speak.

Cause the reality is this, This isn't the first Bail-Out. But if we keep The Fed in charge it also won't be the last. Assuming everyone does not go and create Anarchy in the streets, its still at best probably going to get a bit ugly and that alone sucks. But the Banksters are gonna get 4000 dollars for every Man, Woman and Child over 18 in the USA.

Of course they are going to continue running the world and basically making about 275 times what even the best of us make, prior to the whole thing going to "Hell in a HandBasket" as my Grandmother would say. Somehow nobody is asking the REALLY TOUGH questions, like "how did you fuck this up yet again" or at least VERY FEW. Almost even worse the Wall Street Boys seem to refuse to even WANT to play if they have to take even the smallest of cuts in pay. Reality is different than the headlines though and this crash like all of the others since 1913 have been created under the "Ever watchful and all Seeing Eye" of the Federal Reserve System. Perhaps they should hire Madam Cleo, remember the TV Psychic commercials we used to all see? Trust me, she is Psychic, I'm sure she saw it coming. BUT just a few weeks ago and continually over the last year as every economist has been preaching doom and gloom we have continually been told, "Don't worry, everything is under *(-(-( OUR )-)-)* control, the economy isn't really weak its just kind of slow right now but there is absolutely no danger of a resession, no need to panic, move along, *(-(-(these are not the droids your looking for, you may go, move along.)-)-)*

Somehow typing that makes me think of the parrot sketch from Monty Python. Strange, but now back to our regular Programming...daadaaaddadadada deeeedeeedededededede ok so i cant do steve austin sound effects either.

Bet you didn't know they knew the Ancient Secret Jedi Mind Control Tricks did ya! Suckers, cause its working they caused this crash and somehow its a great idea for everyone to basically give them around 4 Grand. And... watch... its going to happen right in front of your eyes and if you blink your going to miss it. Kind of like the rigged games the Carnies talk you into playing. Somewhere in that transaction there is a wink or a nod or perhaps the "Secret Handshake" cause well hell Congress created the Fed in 1913, They are in on it too. Besides while your busy at home watching "dancing with the stars" they are playing a modified version of Cops and Robbers, There will be a few badguys rounded up and scolded and put up on stage under the bright lights, and we will hear how they were greedy and involved with cooking the books or funnelling millions to "as yet unknown or undisclosed offshore bank accounts". Somehow im prepared to hear the old standard "believed to be linked to Al Qaeda" BUT, Lucky for all of us. the FED ^{queue the trumpets}will charge in on a big White Horse and like a Knight in Shiny Armor will save the day! Hurrah!!!!!

OR if you know Santa Claus also does not exist and him and the easter bunny do not in fact hang out in the off season in Cabo Wabo, you might decide to pickup a copy of "The Creature from Jekyll Island, a second look at the Federal Reserve" by G Edward Griffin. Flip to chapter 2 and begin reading the chapter entitled "The Name of the Game is BAIL OUT"